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The area surrounding the vagina already has a name: the vulva. While most people are familiar with the labia majora and minora parts of the vulva, aka “the lips,” fewer know the canadian goose jacket name for the area between the labia minora. The spot where the opening to the vaginal canal can be found also part of the vulva Canada Goose Outlet is called the “vaginal vestibule.” According to my thesaurus, lobby is a synonym for vestibule. So this proposed definition of “with extra lobster” is pretty apt. Now, some will quibble with the lobby ish implication that a vagina is a space that needs to be entered.

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Too literal and too improbable and euphemisms that describe things that have never happened or only happen very, very rarely are unlikely to enter the lexicon.

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“With extra lobster”should refer to any intimate pleasure where your expectations are greatly exceeded! I’m a gay man in my sixties, and my husband and I have been together for decade. I also have a friend with benefits. buy canada goose jacket One night we were camping and I blurted out, “I would like to cuddle with you.” What happened next was 12 courses at least withextra lobster!We’ve managed to rekindle this energy every couple of years over the past 25!

I believe your example of “with extra lobster” regarding an extra WOW factor during something sexual is perfect and doesn’t need extra explanation.